Tuesday, June 30, 2009

So Sexy

Remember when Linday Lohan was a cute girl? Then she got older and she was really a pretty young lady. Then she discovered cocaine and she turned into a gutter whore.

This photo makes it look like someone's smeared diarrhea all over her cheek and temple. I know it's spray tan, but jeez, clean that shit up. It's bad enough that she usually looks like an oompah loompah, but in this picture she looks like the Michael Jackson of Oompah Loompahs, what with the white showing through.

I want to take this poor girl outside in my driveway with the hose and a toilet brush and just scrub her until she's clean. And then bring her inside and give her a sandwich and a shoulder to cry on. She seems like she really needs a friend who will tell her that she's throwing her life down the toilet.

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