Sunday, August 30, 2009

Gives me hope



This picture gives me hope because it shows that some people really can read.

Friday, August 28, 2009

What's not to like?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

Enuresis




Crybabies and bedwetters, the world is full of em.

Monday

Since somebody thought it would be fun to send a copy of this blog to my employer, I just will post pictures here for all to see but keep any future posts my eyes only.

How ridiculous, for someone to have the mindset of since I won't play with them, they will not only take their ball and leave, but also go running to my mom to tell her that I'm not playing nice.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Dog, the other white meat





mmmm tastes like German food.

Friday

Well today was a pleasant surprise. First off I snagged a brand new umbrella from the lost & found on Wednesday. It's white and it had horrible brown smears all over it, like it had something spilled on it or maybe a giant had wiped his ass with it. Either way it was a shame to see a brand new big golf umbrella with tags covered in either coffee or shit. So I took it and figured I could clean it up and have a nice umbrella for when I walk Mr. Foo in the rain. Everyone at work laughed at me. Well that bitch cleaned up so nice and there's not one stain left on it after I sprayed its ass with Tilex. So it was pouring down rain today and I brought it with and laughed at everyone at work who dared laugh at me and my trashpicking abilities. Amateurs.

I did not have that many spatic people calling today either. That was a relief. Only one lady really cursed me but it was very uninspired and didn't even make me giggle. I did have one lady who called me to add up 2 numbers for her. She had 2 charges on her credit card, lets say $154.25 and $44.40. She could not add these 2 numbers on her own, she needed to call me to do it for her. That was disturbing. This lady somehow had enough money to come visit here, she drove here, but she can't add up 2 numbers to come up with the sum. Crazy. That makes me even more sure of the fact that humans are doomed and our days at the top of the food chain are limited.

I plan on doing nothing this weekend since I'm not welcome at the show tomorrow. Eh, whatever. I'm also being ignored now because I had to use the truck today to go to work since my car would not start. I "used up all the gas". WHATEVER. I also suck because I won't buy cigarettes anymore since I don't smoke anymore. That's also my fault. Everything's my fault. So I sit in here by myself every night and just wonder what it is that I've done or that I don't understand....that makes me so fucking disliked. I don't know.

Mr. Ito is chewing at his skin and I found a speck of what I think is flea dirt. Our neighbor's dog is covered in fleas. I've been treating him but I guess they have to bite him first in order to die. Poor Foo, he's never had a flea and I think he's allergic to their bites. I am going to bathe him on Sunday, since I have to wait 3 days after applying the Advantix.

That's it. I'm so fucking lonely.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

RUN FOREST RUN




Most people who have known be in the past will say that I am a huge proponent of diapers. And I am. I really am. I wish this guy was my friend.

Thursday

I spent today at the hospital getting cardiac tests from when I had the issue with my hand not working. They did echocardiograms, electrocardiograms, cardiac ultrasound with bubbles which was neat. They did sedate me for some of the tests and also do something to simulate exercise, Stan said it was a stress test and since they don't want me to stroke out, they didn't have me do real exercise. Which was fine with me. After they got my heart racing, they let it calm down and then gave me something which felt like valium squared. I drove myself there because nobody told me otherwise, and it was fun driving home. I apparently went to the store on the way back. I have new makeup. LOL I found the receipt and thankfully even in my altered state I took advantage of the buy 1 get 1 offers and also somehow came up with a $5 coupon. LOL I wish I remembered.

I am going to hate tomorrow because I'm gonna be so busy from not being there today. Thankfully it's just ONE MORE DAY and then I get 2 off. Stan's band is playing Saturday but I'm not going because apparently he's getting a ride or something and whatever I'm a big behemoth and there's no room for me or something equally lame. If I was jealous I'd care. But I'm not so I don't. Something tells me I should but what's the point.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Heading off to Work



I miss the days when I could take public transportation to work. I miss the bus.

Tuesday

Today was also a very nice day. Nobody at all cursed me on the phone. Nobody called me any names. Nobody barked at me. I was able to collect money from a deadbeat who was otherwise going to be turned to the police today.

Honestly if everyday was like today I would be a lot less stressed.

We came home and went food shopping to the tune of $100. I did however sneak a pair of 10kt gold hoop earrings in the cart included in that amount. I also got some FHP for that price too. Chicken breasts, pork loin, salad fixins, rainer cherries, cereal for Stan & for me, cow milk for Stan, soy milk for me, Purple drink for both of us, spaghetti o's, cheese, crackers, pickles, tuna, bbq sauce, 6pk Snapple, corn, pudding, and yogurt. Shit adds up fast. The earrings were on clearance for $5 bucks. They're big ass thin hoops which I don't have yet. I needed them. :)

Tomorrow I want to go clothes shopping at Goodwill. Seasons are changing and I need some interim/fall clothes. I have winter and summer but nothing in between. I need more cardigans and long sleeves.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Slapshot Vomit





Slapshot Vomit.

That would be a good band name.

Monday

I was so busy at work today the day just flew by. Crazy. My day was pretty nice all in all, nobody was particularly rude or aggressive today. However, I did get one message of a dog barking. Just a dog barking over & over & over. No words, just bark. I did forward that one to my manager who is kinda stuffy but still nice, just reserved, that's a better descriptive of him. I forwarded it with the message that a guest was very angry and asked for him by name. LOL he laughed. Which is saying a lot for him.

Stan's making chicken on the bbq for dinner and I am hungry. I ate cereal this morning for breakfast, and that's all I've eaten today. I did pick at some of those strawberry wheat square cereal during lunchtime. They fill you up like packing peanuts in a box.

I am also exhaustedly tired. I mean I could close my eyes and I would be asleep in seconds.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

One of these things is not like the others



Where's Waldo Whitey?

Saturday

I did nothing today.

Well I ordered some checks. They were normally $24 but I got them for $6 including shipping. For 2 boxes of them. Yay. Styles checks is the service I used and I found several online coupons for their site and oddly enough their checkout allowed me to stack them and use many at once. I hope it will actually go through. :)

They have so many designs of checks now. I think every country music person has a set of checks with their face on them. Oddly enough they had a Rob Zombie set of checks, as well as a Styx and Kiss set too. I did not order any of those if you're curious. I ordered some with just a pattern on them. I feel like at age 40 I'm now too old to pass off writing a Hello Kitty check. However I was very tempted. So many of the checks just scream "THIS CHECK IS GOING TO BOUNCE". For example, the gambling designs, or the drinking designs. LOL. Not a good look for your finances.

My nurse at the doctor's office invited me to a community lunch today at a local Episcapal church. I was actually thinking of going because I really like her and that was really nice of her to think of us. Well, Stan didn't want to go because he's not a church goer, and he's not ready for them to start trying to recruit him to go to the church. I tried to tell him it wasn't like the Watchtower people, and they were just having a lunch....and I think he woulda gone with, but I completely overslept. I got up at 8 and had some breakfast and stuff and then sat in bed watching movies and fell back asleep. Oh well. They were having Tacos and I bet they woulda put the onions into the meat. At least that is what I'm telling myself since I am actually rather bummed that I missed it.

Speaking of movies I watched 2 of them today, Blade Runner which I've seen a bazillion times and I think I'm one of the few females in the world who enjoys it, and then another movie I'd never seen before called Mission to Mars. It had Gary Sinise in it and the dude from Jacobs Ladder,....um...yeah Tim Robbins. It was absolutely AWFUL and I would highly suggest NOT watching it even on a bet. The only scene worth watching was when a guy got spun around so fast in a wind tunnel that his arms and legs popped off. Other than that, nope. Not good. When the movie ends and I have to squeal 'WHAT THE FUCK?!? GIVE ME MY 2 HOURS BACK', that's not good. And I live for bad movies, but this movie was made to not derive it's charm from sucking. It was supposed to be touching and wonderful, and it ended up being retarded and ridiculous.

So that was my day. I ate some pork roast that Stan cooked on the fire in tinfoil and it was very good. I should get more of that on Monday when I go food shopping. Also with this paycheck I may buy some new eyeglasses. I love ZenniOptical.com. :)

Happy day.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Foam expands to fit screen




Foam expands to fit screen.

Happy Friday!

I am happy at least. I got an injection of Marcaine in my boob this afternoon as a trial to see if the radio frequency ablation will kill the pain, and the good news is that it did deaden the pain to an extent for about 5 hours, the bad news is well I had a 2" needle stuffed into my superpainful boob. I wish they woulda just taken the boob when it was all fucked up. What I'm left with is a painful tit that looks like a piece of chewed gum. Frankentit. One of the college interns at work today said I had titty-itis. He's a goof. Most of the interns were worthless but he was the only one who actually worked and didn't call in hungover all the time. I know they'll miss him at the desk, he was very helpful.

It's hot here. Had to put on the AC today. I really can't believe we don't have to put on AC all the time here. Today's what the 3rd or 4th time this summer we've needed it. Crazy. Back east it would have been on since May and woulda stayed on till October. I love a tiny electric bill.

Mr. Ito had a bath last night and he's so soft now. I have to put some Advantix on him tomorrow. He's not had any fleas but damn if I want any either. He was really itchy; last time I bathed him I used Dove body wash because his skin was dry, and it left a terrible residue in his fur and on his skin rather than moisturizing him which I'd hoped for....and so after a bit I had to bath him again, which is why I bathed him last night. He was rather naughty in the tub too. He kept walking forward in the tub till the water knobs were up right in his front legs which made wetting him down difficult, he would not back up and was being generally hard headed. I had to squirt him in the face to remind him that I was the one in charge of this bath thank you. After that horrible embarrassment, he did listen. I bathed him with Suave shampoo & conditioner which I've used on him many times before and seem to work well with cleaning him and conditioning him without leaving residue on his fur or skin. I've tried dog shampoos, they strip his fur and make him too clean and dry and itchy. I've tried my expensive shampoos and conditioners and they leave too much moisture on his skin and fur and he feels dirty and over conditioned in a week not to mention I cringe when I see 1/3 of a bottle of BedHead products being used on my dog. Last time I tried the Dove cream body wash and that was a total disaster. I've tried dishsoap and that was too sudsy and took forever to rinse and stripped his coat and made him itch. I tried the Dr. Bronners which worked okay, but he just didn't feel clean afterwards; a little bit like with the Bed Head stuff, like too much conditioner oddly enough. His fur had a funny slick feel to it. So, for him the Suave is the best and I had a coupon for them and I think they were like $0.14 each or something ridiculous. Tomorrow I will have to take him outside with the rake and pull some of his sheddy ass undercoat out. I pulled so much hair off of him in the tub it was gross. Dog hair doesn't geek me out usually but when it's wet it sticks to your hands which does not make me feel happy at all. I pulled out about 14 handfuls of disgusting wet dog hair out of the tub strainer last night and threw them in the toilet.

I have no plans this weekend.

Maybe I'll get a redbox; I think I have a free code.

The ferrets are all clean, their cages look crazy nice because Stan spent the day working on them. He also set up a great "in case of fire" set up for them.

Happy weekend.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Ready, spread 'em, and....catch

3 men in spandex, one is a pitcher, one is a catcher. One watches and helps with the spreading.

The difference between this video and any other video that I posted with that title and description is that you can watch this video at work or at home with kids around without being fired or handing out flyers when you move to a new neighborhood.

awww






Awwww.

Isn't it cute?

What is it?

I don't know.

It has long fingers.




(not haiku)

Wednesday

Today was tolerable. I did have one lady call me a well trained corporate lapdog and then later in the call she barked at me. That was a little odd. I cannot imagine treating a complete stranger in a manner such as that. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people? I also learned how to do a 3 way call on my phone and utilized that with a guest who refused to believe me when I told her that refunds take 3-7 business days to process on credit cards. For some reason she believed her bank.

One of the 3rd shift workers was terminated and arrested today. I don't know why. Considering the cops were involved, I have to guess it was theft related.

I am doing a diet that I just invented yesterday. It's called the Mini Wheats diet. We went to the store yesterday and I hadn't eaten a bite of food all day and I was hooongray! So on the way home when Stan stopped for gas I was foraging through the bags and broke into the strawberry creme frosted mini wheats and just started eating them like crackers. I ate about 6 of them and was full. So full that even the pizza that Stan got for dinner, instead of eating 3-4 pieces (the pieces out here in the Midwest are tiny compared to the big slabs back east so stop looking at me like I'm a fucking garbage disposal) I ate one piece completely, and the 2nd piece I picked at and ending up eating about a 1/3rd of it and giving the rest to Mr. Ito. So when I packed food for work today I stuck some of the mini wheats into a baggie and brought them with a gatorade and a tea, and my normal breakfast cereal with soy milk. I ate my breakfast (faux Golden Grahams) and then throughout the day picked at the bag of wheats and man let me tell you I was perfectly full all day, not even tempted to get a bagel, or lunch, which was great. So, every day (except tomorrow that is) I will be bringing in another baggie of them to stave off hunger and eating shitty fatty food. I say not tomorrow due to the fact that I have my employee of the month lunch with the bosses. So since they're paying I might line my pocketbook with a giant ziplock and order heavy. LOL! Last time I won EOM I had a chicken Caesar salad and it was delish and freaking enormous. I had Tiramisu for dessert and man oh man oh man was that fucking wonderful. I don't know if they are having the same menu or not. I'll report tomorrow what delicious treats I shoved down my gullet.

Oh I just remembered the entire reason that I was posting about the stupid cereal. I found another treat that's rather low fat and good for you (better than pudding or cookie dough) that I like. It's called Popcorn Indiana Buffalo Cheddar. Oh it's good it tastes just like chicken wings without the messy fingers and face. I highly recommend this popcorn.

That's about it. Lots of food information here today.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Um, hello police?





Please send out the officers, I've killed again.


I hate these things. They creep me out. Even if they have a delicious martini.

Tuesday

blah blah work blah safety meeting blah blah another day.

This video makes me believe that the human race has absolutely no future.

My favorite is the chick in the red shirt on the swing talking about being pregnant and enjoying a delicious cigarette. Nothing spells class like a 6 month pregnant smoker.



I swear this is the scariest thing I've seen in a long time.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Spankingly good coffee!






And I bitch about Stan sometimes. LOL I have it great, I've never been thrown over a knee and I don't even know HOW to make coffee!

monday

Decent busy day at work. Stan's not feeling well. I was asked out by a stranger on my way back from the library. Um, no thank you! Dude said I was beautiful, which was nice to hear from a stranger, even though I'm not interested in going out with him.

I'm listening to a audio book, typing this, and feeling like a beachball. I really need to lose weight. I have a doctor's appointment on Friday maybe he'll give me some diet pills. I hate uppers. But I hate being fat moreso. Maybe the new diet pills don't tweak you out like the old ones did.

I'm going to go watch tv. I'm a lazy person. It's so hot outside I don't wanna do shit.

Sunday, August 9, 2009


































How cute is a pussy sized pony????

Squeeeee too cute I want to diaper it and let it live in my house like a dog. CAN YOU IMAGINE? A house pony!! I would love to dress her up and walk her with Mr. Ito through the neighborhood. Then we'd go to Wendy's and hit the drive through and I'd get her a side salad with no dressing to eat in the car on the way home and Mr. Ito would get his single with nothing on it for the ride home and I'd get a single with no onions for the ride home and then when we'd get home we'd all eat watermelon. Horsies, me and Mr. Ito all love watermelon. That would be so cool. I think I would name her thor.

Weekend

Spent the weekend sleeping.

Seriously.

Stan's acting so strange. I am worried about him.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Noisettes

Lisa Rinna


Have you seen the pictures of Lisa Rinna in the latest Playboy? Her lips look so natural.

Thursday

Today was awful at work. I am seriously thinking of leaving. I actually love my job, what I do is different every day, challenging and enjoyable for me. What is NOT enjoyable is having co-workers who don't do, or sometimes even know their job. ie; a front desk clerk who checks someone into their room and doesn't bother to collect money. Then I get yelled at because the overdue balance account is high. Well hello there boss, maybe if your untrained apes at the front desk could possibly remember to ask for money, it wouldn't be. My co-workers for the most part are very nice, but nice doesn't always cut it. Our new manager is so scatterbrained and does not follow up on anything she is asked to do. If I don't do it for her when I see its left unfinished, I'm "not supporting her". Supporting someone and doing their job for them are 2 different animals. Also, my annual review was due in April. I have not received it nor have I received my annual raise. Which is bullshit. I work hard and I deserve my raise. So, today after coming in to a statement where a guest had over $1,200.00 refunded back to her credit card for no reason whatsoever by one of the front desk girls, and now the credit card is not only declining, but SHUT OFF, we are fucked for that money and I refuse to take ownership of this mess. And I said as much today. I'm sorry but the front desk associate who is responsible for this mess should be held accountable for either tracking down the person she gave the money to, or for repaying the resort the money. I just feel like I am getting burned out and that I cannot advance or be further compensated than I am right now. My morale is shit down the toilet, and I am getting mixed messages from my employers; I am employee of the month, yet I cannot have or is it deserve? a raise and review? Don't think I haven't asked. Nobody claims to "know". Well I know and what I know is that you are making me not want to show up and give the 100% which I give daily. Which sucks because I know I am a good employee.

So, I spent this afternoon filling out applications online at different locales, doing different things. I'd like to work somewhere besides hospitality, where everyone has that horrible entitlement way about them.

Stans truck is broken I went to drive it to go to the store and the brake light was on, and the brakes didn't work so well. He came out and looked at it and there's brake juice all over the driveway. I think he was trying to kill me but the light came on too soon. Oh well sorry about that, keep trying. Divorce is cheaper than a trial honey. Since my car cannot be trusted to start, I am stuck at home and I really wanted to go looking at the store. Not shopping, just looking. Oh well I guess this means I'll be stuck home all weekend too. Stan's got a show tomorrow and he's going to try and get his truck towed down to that area so his friend can work on it, and that means he'll be staying down there all weekend. At least there's a soda machine at the gas station down the way, I won't die of starvation. ha ha! I was going to go with him tomorrow but I said if tomorrow at work is anything like today was I'll be in too shitty of a mood and won't wanna go. But now with him needing to spend the weekend down there, I can't go because of the beasties here, I'll need to take care of them. Which makes my decision to go or not to go a lot easier.

Okay I'm off to do some bathtub laundry. Did I mention how classy I am? Actually I think I get the clothes cleaner in the tub, as I soak them for an hour and then scrub each piece by hand. So there. I may be poor and gross and friendless and deserving of hate, but at least I'm clean.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

nightmare

kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it

Wednesday

Oh what a shit day today was. I should have known yesterday was too good to be true.

Today started with the neurologist appointment. That went pretty well but from that point on everything went to shit. I get in to work for the operator saying, "oh she's here now, hold on". Then she gets pissy with me saying there's a call for me. I told her fine send her to my voice mail I haven't even turned on the computer or sat down yet. She says no this lady has been calling all morning and won't leave a message. Well if she won't leave a message it must not be that important. Send her to my voice mail. The operator gets attitude with me and starts bitching and whining to the point where I say FINE and answer the call. The first thing out of this lady's mouth is "Okay bitch, you listen to me..." and with that I slam the phone down and tell the operator that yes now I have spoken with her, is everyone happy now?? I don't understand how an operator can take orders about how she's going to route a call from the person on the other end. My voicemail clearly stated I would be in at 2pm and I was there 2 hours early. Leave a fucking message. And when you do get to speak to someone who is 2 hours early to work, don't let the 2nd word out of your mouth be insulting and rude. They'll slam the phone down on your ass.

The rest of the day went about the same as the first call, a man threatened to come back to the resort and "straighten out is bill on my ass", then called me a motherfucker and also got hung up on, another bitch who can't add called and told me I was purposely and personally 'fucking up her bank account', when I asked her please not to cuss at me when I'm trying to assist her, she decided the proper answer to this request would be to go, "oh for fucks sake" and I hung up on her ass too. I was/am in no mood to deal with entitlement whores who expect me to figure out their personal finances and be abused while doing so. The man who called me the antichrist last week called again today and I just laughed and deleted his message. Yeah, sorry, just no dude, no. I'm not going to call you back for more abuse. I did tell my manager who he also called the antichrist about his call and she laughed and told me to delete it. We had a good laugh because I already had.

My health company (the mega-lo corporation of all the different doctors, surgeons, ect) is starting up a new weight loss program. I was all excited and wanted to join it, it had group meetings, a low calorie meal plan, medication if needed and surgery if needed. Well I just looked at the website and of course it's in fucking Madison. I am not driving that far to go sit around with a bunch of other fatasses and feel bad about myself. I would do this if I didn't have to drive 45 minutes each way. Dammit. See this is just how my day is going.

I'm thinking of going to bed and starting over fresh tomorrow. One highlight of today is that I looked fierce in my black asymmetrical hem skirt, a cute purple/violet design dyed shirt, and my black slingbacks. Oh I had to cover my arm shame with a sweater while in the pubic (typo but it stays) eye. Rowr! I love getting dressed in a way that makes me feel a little bit better about myself. I matched my eyes to the shirt and shimmered away with the MAC stuff my sissy bought me. :) I'm trying to grow my eyelashes and I am so tempted to try the new medical drops that are supposed to help with this. In the meantime I am using a topical brush on stuff. I honestly don't even know if I need this stuff, but you gotta admit having big fluffy no mascara needed brushable eyelashes is a great thing! Oh well enough of me being vain.

The one other shining spot of the day was the delicious dinner that Stan made. mussels (first time we've ever had those since moving to WI), NY Strip steaks on the grill and yummy local asparagus with hollandaise sauce. Yum! Man it was good. I could not finish it and I am still thinking of going to sleep now so I can wake up earlier eat the rest of it for breakfast. Thank you so much Schtanley!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Prepare for Liftoff!


MOOBS AHOY!

OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!

That's a Kim joke, I say there are 3 different kinds of fat people, one like me, just fat, another like oh shit hide the snickers, here she comes, and the last is OH HOLY SHIT ITS COMING AT US GET IN THE CAR!!!

This dude is in the 3rd category. Definitely what with those salad plate sized nipples, can you imagine the smell under his titties? Cheese, multi-vitamins and Pam spray.

I keep picturing him pressing himself up against a clear glass sliding door, just pressing all that mess up against the glass and the mental picture is just ghastly. And I cannot stop picturing it. What the fuck is wrong with me? Stop looking at me like that.

Tuesday

Well today was simply a lovely day!

Work was nice, except for a select few idiots. One was so funny I have to share. She was angry because her debit card had been authorized, which caused her account to go negative. (Here's a clue, don't vacation if you do not have a spare $50). When she checked in, she signed the registration pad that states we are going to authorize her card. It's standard procedure in any resort or nicer hotel. She was angry and stated nobody told her about it. I stated the front desk associates usually don't verbally alert the guests since like I said, it's clearly stated on the registration pad that you read and sign before checking in. She stated that this was a terrible thing, and it was discriminatory and racist. Um, whoa, racist? Do you know what race I am because I haven't a clue what you are ma'am. She stated that yes it is discriminatory because not all people can read. Well ma'am even if "a person" cannot read, they still are required to sign it, and if they cannot read I would hope they would either have a friend to assist them with the reading, or that they would oh, ASK the associate what it says before signing? I told her I've assisted other guests who didn't have their glasses and couldn't make out the words before, and it's not an uncommon practice for the front desk to do that. Because by signing, which ma'am, you did, you state that you A) read the information above and B) agreed with it. So, even if you did not or could not read, you signed stating you understood and agreed. So, I apologize that you have seven $45.00 overdraft fees on your account, but I cannot do anything about refunding those charges as I have your signature stating that you understood and agreed that we would authorize your Visa debit card. Sorry. The guest then called me a name (if you're curious, she called me a motherfucker) and hung up on me. I was about to say that I could call her bank and plead her case for her (many banks are a lot more receptive of removing overdraft fees if the merchant calls and explains and expedites the authorization removal) but she blew that by losing her temper. Also I would have suggested a different bank, because my bank sucks ass and they only charge $25 for overdrafts.

So then after work I came home and picked up a free grocery bag full of magnets that I scoured from Craigslist. I split them up into "awful" and "awful but keepable". My desk is surrounded on one side with a giant metal cabinet so I'm bringing them to work to display there so jazz up the joint. The others I'm taking to work to distribute to my coworkers. I do that with a bunch of free magazines that I don't like. I have a shit ton of stuff that I've got bagged up and ready to go.

Tomorrow I have a doctor's appointment at 1130am, but I'm not sure where. oh, never mind I just got the reminder call and it's in Portage. I was hoping it was in Baraboo as that is closer to my work. Poop! Eh, whatchagonnado? I'm rather nervous about this since I'm finding out the results of all my MRI/MRA/CAT Scan and bloodwork from when I had the mini stroke thing. I asked when they called if the results were okay and the person said they wouldn't tell me but I should get to the doctor's office to find out asap, Oh, great....that's comforting! So tomorrow I find out. I now have to figure out if I should go in to work first, I'm considering it but I'm also considering not going. LOL I'm so lazy.

I went to Goodwill after work today because tonight at midnight I get my paycheck and I can afford some new clothes, Well new to me! Actually 3 of the shirts I bought have tags on them, NY and Co, one is $69.99 and the other is $79.99. Not bad for six bucks for both! :) I also got 3 cute skirts to go with the shirts, 3 drinking glasses, a cereal bowl, a Canon T50 SLR camera (for $.99, I thought it was mismarked but nope, a really nice 35mm camera for a buck) and a beautiful magenta twinset. All for forty bucks. Not bad huh? I thought it was a great deal.

Hope that anyone who reads this had as nice of a day as I have.

Monday, August 3, 2009

What that's not the father of the bride?




Best wishes on a long & prosperous marriage!

that and jogging shorts in the snow.

Monday

Wow today was a busy day. I did however find out that I got employee of the month again. Really? I honestly can't believe it. I do work hard at work but I don't think I deserve it 2x.

It's hot here. Today's the 2nd day with AC on for the summer. It's probably cool enough out now, but it's a pain in the ass to take out the unit from the window. So it'll stay until whenever Stan takes it out.

Nothing much honestly to discuss, just had a normal day, my car won't start, and if it doesn't start tomorrow I don't know what I'll do since Stan has places to go and things to do and I can't use his truck. And I have to go to work tomorrow since on Wednesday I have to leave early due to my visit to the Neurologist to find out if I had a stroke or if I have a brain tumor or what the fuck is going on with my hands.

I got my skin-it today that I saved up coke points for. It's cute and looks adorable on my computer. I love getting free stuff for picking soda caps out of the garbage at work. :)

Also I got a shit ton of magazines. I keep taking them to work to give them away but I am thinking of taking them to my doctors office since their magazine selection is very painfully bad.

Maybe tomorrow I will feel like dressing. Today I did not feel up to it and wore a pullover shirt with a pull up skirt and fancy flip flops. I looked okay but I feel like I should look BAM good since I am the only one in my dept allowed to wear regular clothes that I buy and choose. That's a big responsibility and I don't need to look like I'm in jammies, yanno? Thankfully the GM is out in Sandusky, Ohio and was not in today. The MOD was my friend and he wouldn't care if I came in there in sweats, as long as he didn't have to deal with the people that I do, he'd be happy. But the GM will be back eventually and I need to get out of this bum slump that I've been in lately. Shopping usually cures that, and payday is Wednesday, so maybe I can afford a trip to my own personal Macys (aka the Goodwill) this week. I'll have to talk to my personal banker, Stan to make sure I can swing a trip. Its been about a month since I went.

Happy Monday! I can't wait to watch the new True Blood, but I'm holding out for a night when I'm more awake.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Walk like a man

Sunday

Happy Sunday! It's the day of the Lord Hallelujah! Praise him!

Okay, back to the reality of my blog. The only religious programming you will get here is good old Pastor Kerney Thomas:



I hope that everyone is holding their personal prankerchiefs while they're reading this ecoli bola loshow blog. Sorry I broke into tongues there for a second. I bet nobody's back hurt's anymore either. I wish I could do something for Stan, like rob a pharmacy, since he's out of medicine until the 4th.

Anyway I spent my day around the house jacking off. Not literally but you know, just doing a whole bunch of nothing but staying busy doing it. I have to work tomorrow and I wanted to dye my hair this weekend but it has not occurred yet. Oh well. I'll just go in ugly as usual.

I hope everyone is having a lovely day and had a great weekend. :)

Saturday, August 1, 2009

huh?



Whatever is going on here, I don't like it.

1:52 dude goes mmmmmm and my soul dies a little.