Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Prepare for Liftoff!
OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!
That's a Kim joke, I say there are 3 different kinds of fat people, one like me, just fat, another like oh shit hide the snickers, here she comes, and the last is OH HOLY SHIT ITS COMING AT US GET IN THE CAR!!!
This dude is in the 3rd category. Definitely what with those salad plate sized nipples, can you imagine the smell under his titties? Cheese, multi-vitamins and Pam spray.
I keep picturing him pressing himself up against a clear glass sliding door, just pressing all that mess up against the glass and the mental picture is just ghastly. And I cannot stop picturing it. What the fuck is wrong with me? Stop looking at me like that.