Since I'm adopted, I used to pretend my parents were shopping channel hosts. For some reason this cute gay man always looked like he smelled nice so I would tell people he was my birth father.Now I have a new fake parent photo that I am thinking of framing and taking to work and building a storyline about. Meet my birth mom, isn't she something? She was recently arrested for urinating in public, in particular in a Publix Store's Bulk Food section. Always classy that mom of mine, always classy.
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