Milk does a Body Good

Yuck why would you drink milk at a theme park? I didn't think they even sold milk at theme parks. Seriously it has to be milk, right?

Funny stuff. I don't like rollercoasters.

Tuesday

I felt awful this morning and did not go to work. Stan gave me a little bit of crap for doing so since I'm not suffering from Ebola or anything other than a generalized sense of I don't feel good. Which I thought was very rude and told him so and now he's barely speaking to me. Which is fine if he's going to be a douche. If he's so worried about money maybe instead of giving me shit about staying home, he should get a job.

I really don't feel like posting other than to say I love this website:

http://www.luriddigs.com
NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

It's not safe for work but it's not hardcore donkey porn or anything.

Well I better get some rest so I can get up and get to work so my husband doesn't divorce me. Shame on me for not feeling well, someone should beat some ethics into me one of these days.

Aw Hell Naw

I feel just about like this right now.

Monday

What a busy day. Lots of work at work, and then a doctor's appointment. I have to go get a MRI for my head in the near future to rule out any sort of maybe stroke goings on. I had an incident where my hand refused to work a while back, can't remember if I wrote about it. The neurologist wrote it off as a rogue migraine but my doc wants to be sure. So I get to have a panic fit in the MRI machine, fun!

I went for the main reason of my boob. It's painful as hell and he wanted to rule out another infection. He did. He thinks that I have nerve problems in the boob from all the trauma and surgeries. I don't care what it is I want it to stop. I want to be able to wear a bra without cringing and to roll over onto my stomach without waking up in pain at night. I hate my boob. It is ugly and painful. So he's going to add this to the list for the pain mgmt doctor that I'm going to go see next month. He did not feel any lumps but again that's rather impossible as the boob is now more resembling a piece of chewed gum than a normal tit.

It's 830 and I'm ready to go to bed. I'm such a lazy shitstain of a person.

Hold reeeeaaaalllll still

Stay the fuck off of my lawn and DO NOT cut your eyes at me today. I'm in no mood for your fucking shenanigans, douchebag.

Sunday

Oh I am disappointed today.

I wanted to go to the Sauk Fair and pet cows and watch cars crash. But noo, we are too poor to do this. WHICH SUCKS LET ME TELL YOU. Dammit. So I guess I will pout and sleep all day.

I'm sitting here watching the cars go by outside the window and I am silently cursing every last one of them to have money to be outside of their house. FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! I hope you have no fun. I hope your air conditioning malfunctions! I hope your car smells bad.

Bastards. I'm jealous and have a terrible case of sour grapes. It looks so pretty outside too. Fuckers.

Eat shit everyone.

Give me your meat, baby.

For Thanksgiving this year I plan on making a meat baby. A tender succulent infant for the family to devour and pull apart and enjoy!

Friday!

Work was easy today. Not too many idiots, except for one lady who accused me over the phone of being racist. I'm sorry ma'am, this isn't a video phone, I haven't a clue if you're black, white or green, what in the world are you talking about? She hung up. Fun stuff!

I plan on doing jack shit this weekend.

Hope your weekend is going to be as relaxing as mine will be. I got my car to start today and drove it home. Yay, now at least it won't get towed away.

Enjoy your weekend, the only thing that could make mine better is air conditioning.

Have some diabetic oatmeal

This photo is named "Flying Wilford Brimley" in my photos folder.

Thursday

Man I am one lazy bitch. I would love to go to bed right now. I slept yesterday from about 6pm till 730 the next morning. And I could have slept more. I love sleeping.

Work was tolerable and not too busy. Six hours went quickly. The car would not start after work of course so Stan picked me up and we ran to Walmart where his bank is located. He had overdrawn his account by $5 oops. So he had to pay his fines.

Today is farmers market day, or as it's known around the house, "bone day". Mr. Ito walks up there with us when we shop and he gets a big buffalo bone. But lately there has not been any buffalo bones! Dear God! So he's been getting some beef neck bones. It's really cute he takes the bone from the farmer and carries it home. If we let him he would RUN all the way home. We also got some buffalo for dinner and some local broccoli. There were a bunch of oriental people there, all with the same stuff. I think they're buying this food somewhere else and selling it at the market. Because none of the white or indian farmers have these products and they ALL have the same stuff. Which leads me to believe they are not local nor are these people farmers. I don't think I like that. The whole purpose of the farmers market is to buy local food and be self sustaining within your community. Not driving your van (they all had vans) to Chicago to the big oriental market and stocking up on stuff that you jack the price up and sell to people like you grew it yourself. I know first hand that oriental markets have amazing selections of vegetables that are very, very cheap. They're very good as well. As a matter of fact I had told Stan before back in NJ that the veggies at the oriental market reminded me of farmers market veggies. But whatever that's what freedom of choice is about and we just didn't buy from them.

So I'm waiting for the grill to heat up and for Stan to cook the buffalo. I made chop salad today for the first time in about a year. What is chip salad you ask? Its cherry tomatoes cut in half (2 boxes), 3 avocados cut into small chunks, 2 cucumbers partially peeled so they are striped cut into slices and then cut into 1/2 and 1/4's depending on the size of your cuke, colored peppers (red and orange), 1 container extra firm tofu cut into diced cubes (or purchased cubed), 2 cans of small black olives, 2 cans of green giant white shoepeg corn, 2 cans of black beans. Mix all this together in a huge tupperware container, then add 4 seasons Italian dressing (must be that kind, the kind you mix yourself and do not use white vinegar or apple vinegar, use RED WINE vinegar, and do not use corn or vegetable oil, use extra virgin olive oil). Mix it all up and refrigerate and you have the most perfect food for snacks, as a meal, or with a meal. I could live off this stuff. It's delicious!

:) Happy day!

one more thing...

hey i heard a tiny little snippet on the news that maybe Michael Jackson died? Is this true?

LOL i kid, i kid.

Good memorial, let's do another one tomorrow. Heck at this rate we could get a week off of work this time next year if they time it right.

With all the media coverage, you'd think Princess Diana's brother Jesus had shot Anna Nicole in the face during a drive by witnessed by Tupac. We are the world, truly. And who but a race confused pedarast should lead us. Long live the king.

Loaf of Ass

This dude's butt cheeks (click to enlarge, duh) look like loaves, loafs? of wonder bread.

I wonder (LOL pun) if that was the look he was going for when he did all those thousands of butt clench repetitions?

I somehow doubt it.

That's one fucked up looking ass.

And LOL and those tiny socks.

Tuesday

A lovely productive day at work with minimal assholes. One really big one but she was easily dealt with. She and her husband were here with us over spring break. Her husband verbally assaulted 2 little tween girls, cursing them and threatening them, and then when he was called out on this, he played the race card like he had a full house. Dude acted so miserably that the parents of the girls called the police and pressed charges against him. So after that he continued to cry that the only reason that he was being so persecuted was because he was black. It was a fucked up scene. The general manager as well as many other managers were involved and the mans behaviour was just so horrible they asked them to leave. They had paid for many nights upon check in, and one payment was for $1398.00. We refunded $942 back to their credit card, and the wife went buttcrazy because refunds on credit cards take 3-5 days to process, and she was going to "start getting crazy" unless we expedited the refund. I did and it took me hours. She was horrible to work with and called daily for 3 days saying that we had taken the refund back. I called her CC company so many times, and what she wanted was the $1398 back as well as the $942, meaning she would :make: money from her stay with us. I told her absolutely not and no no no! She kept calling and wasting my time for days, demanding all the money back. I refused. Well today I get a chargeback in the mail, no big deal, but guess who it's from? HER! LOL I cannot wait for the CC fraud investigators to see the package of stuff that I sent in, including a copy of the police report and tickets that the husband was issued due to threatening kids, and then the refund that she already rec'd, plus the signed registration card that states she agrees to pay $X.XX amount of money, which was LESS than she initially was charged because they departed early. Well now they are going to be responsible for the entire stay, since that is what she signed and agreed to, and if she had not involved her cc fraud department, she would have been fine and only paid for what she stayed. Now she's going to pay for what she AGREED to pay, and I sealed that letter off with a big kiss! I hate assholes.

We went to the store and spent some coupons that I got from Lean Pockets because of a big piece of BONE that I found in a pocket. EW GROSS! So I sent them an email and let them know, they sent me a return envelope to send the bone back to them, as well as 3 free product coupons, and 2 $0.40 cents off coupons. I also had a free coupon for Chap Stick Shimmer, which I finally found (Walgreens does not have it) and got that in Tropical flavor, which tastes like a Pina Colada! Yum! I also got a pretty plant that I split up, it's a Pothos Ivy. I'm taking some to work for my desk, the other's on Stan's tall dresser and it looks really pretty. I need to get more plant pots at Goodwill, they've not had any the last couple times I went. The ivy was on sale for $2.00 and it was big enough to separate. Sweet! Oh they also had shoes on sale, and I got 2 pairs of ballet flats for $7; one pink and one a really cool school bus yellow. Oddly enough a lot of my work clothes are pink and they will look hot with these shoes. The yellow ones, I will make work but they're just such a pretty yellow I could not resist. If I had more money I would have bought the lime green ones as well (Hint hint Stan if you read this please get them for me in size 7, and the solid green ones).

That was pretty much my day. Oh I almost shit myself on the way home, but nobody wants to read about that, plus "almost" doesn't count unless you're shitting on the horseshoe field or something, right?

Oh and thank you for the searches and clicks! I should send you all Prankerchiefs!

Searching

Just a quick note re: this site.

See the search box up on the upper right side? It's a regular spam free google search, but for some reason if you use it, they pay me. Neato huh? Sadly I cannot use it myself, but you can! Please feel free.

Thank you for your time reading this boring message and hopefully searching with my site.

Late Night Evangelism

Have you ever been up late at night and came across some weird shit on TV? I have. Or I should say WE have. Whenever I go with Stan to his shows, we get home quite late as the band plays till closing, then they have to tear down, load up and then drive home which takes about 3-4 hours. So that means it's around 4-6am when we get in. We've seen this guy several times, and I never knew his name because I am laughing so hard. Apparently his name is Kerney Thomas and he's a wackjob. Prankerchief!



If you're up for it, you can get a free Prankerchief here: http://www.kerneythomas.org/pp.html I love the word prankerchief. I love freebies too and I was going to start posting them here, but that's such a big deal to do and I honestly don't think anyone really reads here anyhow. But consider this my one and only freebie post. :)

So Cute!

Okay if this doesn't make your teeth hurt because it's so fucking sweet, you're a sour old soul who will most likely die alone and nobody will notice until you start stinking.

Monday

So today was a decent enough day. I got my medication adjusted and that's good. Also spoke to the doctor regarding the fact that the FDA is most likely going to discontinue the production of Vicodin, so I will have to just be put on straight hydrocodone, without the acetaminophen for my breakthrough pain medication. Which is fine with me, I honestly prefer Vicoprofen which is hydrocodone & Ibuprofen. But they're going to stop making medications that combine hydrocodone and tylenol, that's all I really know. I take a long acting opiate for my main pain reliever, and I take those 2 in the AM and 2 in the PM.

Work was crazy busy and people were trying to get into their rooms at 8am. This one lady she had no concept of why this seemed so ridiculous. I attempted to explain to her that we had a holiday over the weekend and guests are still in their rooms at 8am, and will be for 3 more hours. Then, after they depart we do have to get housekeeping up in there to clean it. I left at 230 today and the bitch was still calling every 10 minutes to see if her room was ready and getting madder and madder each call. Oh well. Honestly :my: job today wasn't that busy, it was everyone else's that was nuts, and I am just too nice and attempt to help.

I'm going to post 2 must see videos today. I hate when people post lame videos, but these are not lame. I promise you won't want your time back after viewing them. :)

Happy happy, still no AC on, it's really beautiful outside with just fans in the windows. Stan's on a mission to track down Heather's mother and send her to go live with her. I have not seen Heather in about a month now, we don't know where she is. She texts her dad every night but you know prostituting yourself is hard work and requires her to sleep all day, but we don't allow that here so she just refuses to come home. Stan's had enough of her foolishness and nonsense. He's going to tell her Mom that we will not pursue her for the 14 years of back child support that she owes us and will allow her to stop the support early if she just takes her own child in and keeps her for one year. Just one year, then she'll be 18. We've had her all the rest of the time, what's a year? Just 365 little days. Bet me money this lazy bitch would rather pay child support and not have any contact with her child. I dunno, from what Stan says she's equally lazy and money hungry. I hope she's more money hungry and agrees to take in little Miss Jailbait and STD 2009. That would make me smile. And laugh. :)

bAK47con

What's better than an automatic rifle?

One covered in bacon, of course.

Actually, I will share a secret with you, I am not a huge bacon fan. I will eat it in small amounts like on a BLT but honestly large amounts of it make me gaggy.

Sunday

Today was spent doing a whole buncha nothin. Stan made some rice crispies treats and cut up some melons for my lunches this week. I love eating watermelon & cantaloupe for lunch. I think he added in some of the wild blueberries we had in the freezer, too. YUM.

So you see from what paragraph that he's feeling better. He was up and about but taking it easy. We went to Walgreens to pick up his Kadian and now he's vomiting from it which is obviously not so good on the abdomen. He's got a doctor appointment tomorrow to follow up on his belly button, so I wrote my doc (we go to the same doc as our primary and pain mgmt doc) a note asking him when he refills my Vicodin (which is due in like 3 days) to please change the acetominophen from 500mg to 325mg. I don't know why but the last time he scripted me, he gave me more tylenol which I don't want. Hopefully he'll fix it.

I work 7 hours tomorrow. Yay! I'm sure it's going to be hell busy what with the holiday weekend and me being off, which I must repeat, was so relaxing and wonderful. No fireworks, no spastic dog, no crowds of people with bad breath and dirty feet and hands, just perfect.

Hope yours was too!

So True!